What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?

  • F*ck!


  • Whats in my pants!?!?!?!?


  • "todays wednesday, we get chicken strips for lunch today, i luuuuuuv chicken strips. im going get a pepsi today to go with my chicken strips. I wonder who discovered you can cook and eat chicken? maybe it was Jesus. Did Jesus ever eat chicken? Was there any chickens when Jesus was alive? did he ever get sick? Probably not since whoever he touched got healed from any sickness he would be constantly healed.That would be awesome to be constantly healed. I could eat raw chicken! did Jesus ever eat raw chicken? Did He ever eat raw cow meat? did He ever eat cheeseburgers? was there even cheese back in Jesus' day?" that when i stepped off the train of confusion.


  • Oh ****! I'm going to be late for work! Then I remembered I'm off today, lol.


  • More sleep!!


  • "ughh...I hate morning wood...its so hard to hide."


  • **** I'm late..... I wonder how late I can be before I get fired.... best not to find out.


  • annihilate all roosters.







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